Ganguly - Present hero of forward mails..This one is the top of all.
Manager : " Thala, thala, test match'layum ungalukku idam illannu sollittaru antha chappel ... "
Gang : " Yenakku rivitu adikkirathey chappel'ukku velaya poyiduchu...Innaikku board meetingla mudivu panrenda ... Intha ganuly'a antha chappela'nu...Yeduda bat'a, maattuda helmet'a "
[ Gang and his troup is on the way to board meeting ]
Public : " Ayyayo... ganguly bat'a yeduthutu kelambi tarey.. Innaikku yethana six adika poraro theriyalaye !!!!!!! "
[ Before entering into the meeting hall, he put the bat horizontaly on the floor and starts to speak ]
Gang : " Intha bat'a thaandi neengalum vara kodaathu... naanum vara matten... paetchu.. paetcha than irukkanum... Yenakku test match'la kaltha koduthavan yevan ? "
Chap : " Come here and plz speak louder "
Gang : " Naan anga vara maten.. yennoda mgr varuvan .. avan kitta solli vidu.... "
Mgr : " sari.. thala... Yaarudaa yenga thalaya oram kattinathu "
Gang : " Hai, greg, nee oru nalla cricketera iruntha, yenakku oru BOUNCER podu parpom"
[ Chappel bowled at gang @ 200km per hour... Gang's fore finger was wounded and bat handle was broken ]
Gang : " Naan accept panren.. nee oru nalla coach'nu naan accept panren..next meet panren..
[ Now gang is surronded by the board members ]
Gang : " Ungala yellam partha yenakku paavama irukku .. ithu varaikkum yentha matchlayum naan duck adichathu illa ..."
Chap : " Pona seriesla thane yella matchlayum nee duck adicha ..."
Gang : " Athu pona seriesla... naan solrathu intha seriesla... Ippo net practice panna poren.. aanaa team'uku thirumbi ............"
Chap : " thirumbi ......... ?????? "
Gang : " vara mattenu solla vanthen...... "
Chap : " Listen ... 2007la nadaka pora yentha matchlayum un katchi kaa..thaan.. "
Gang : " Venaaam... "
Chap : " Bangalesh kooda nadakura matchla kooda nee 13th man thaan "
Gang : " Venaaam...."
Chap : " Local county matchla kooda nee.. super sub'ku yedu pudi thaan "
Gang : " valikkuthu..... "
Chap : " avalavu yen... street cricketla vilayada kooda unakku aappu thaan ..."
Gang : " Aluthuduven.... aluthuduven...."
[ Eventually gang returned to home... on the way.... ]
Public : " adengappa... ganulyoda bat handley udanchi poiduchina !!!!!!!...bowling panninavan ini teamla iruppangra... ???? "
Gang : " innumum intha ooru namala nambikittu irukaadaa .... ????ippadi osupeththi osupeththi thaan nambala duck adikka vaikirainga "
Mgr : " Athu avanga thala vithi... thala..."